Bathe One Baby

We have a book called Bathe One Baby. It goes something like this:

“Bathe one baby. Put him in the bath. Tickle his toes and make him laugh.”

 

I always wished there was a Bathe Two Babies book.

“Bathe two babies. Put them in the bath. Pull out clean babies, dry them off, and let them crawl around the bathroom floor. Drain bath water. Catch first baby, put on diaper. Catch second baby and put on diaper and pj’s. NOTE: Do not take the time to put pj’s on first baby until both babies are diapered or you may be sorry. Take first baby quickly to the gated area downstairs. Run back upstairs for second baby who is in the bathroom with the door closed (water safely drained from the tub). Bring second baby downstairs. Drink milk, read books, then bed.”

That may not be a top seller. :-)

 

So, finally I know what it’s like to bathe one baby……but what the book didn’t mention is that with just one baby, you have enough time for an awesome mohawk!