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Gavin: "I've got a booger".
Me: "OK, I'll get you a Kleenex. Where is it?"
Gavin: "In my teeth".
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Gavin: "Daddy, what's that?"
Pete: "Your pee-pee".
Gavin: "No, that's my penis. It's where the pee pee comes out".
(I had forgotten to tell Pete that I decided to go with the REAL name for body parts. Needless to say, he was shocked.)
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Me, while Emery is sitting on the potty: "Emery, don't wipe your nose after you wipe your bottom!" (same tissue).
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Gavin:
"I have a penis".
"Ethan has a penis".
"Mommy doesn't have a penis".
"Boys have a penis".
"Girls don't have a penis".
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Things said while changing a diaper (things they've heard us say and are now repeating):
"Oh my goodness".
"Nasty, stinky poop".
"Holy cow, that's disgusting."
And finally........
"Mommy, I have a Deuce Bigalow". Pete taught them this one. I DO NOT approve and am trying desperately to break them of this before they start preschool in the fall!
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If you are disturbed by anything you've just read, believe me I am too. Hey.....just documenting it for the history books!
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4 comments:
Oh Shelley! I am LAUGHING out loud!!! Love this. :)
That is seriously the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Miranda can relate. She gets a lot of the same questions from me...
I don't think I can be disturbed by any of this after potty training twins.
Hilarious! Are Emery and Gavin potty trained? If so I need tips. We haven't started yet...... I am scared and lazy and like that they can go in their diaper and I can change them at my convenience, :)
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